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Welcome to "The Wetlands", a mythical community of some 12,000 residents, on the north eastern American coast. The locals are fortunate in that they enjoy a bounty of amenities, including, golf, tennis, horseback riding, boating and the beach! Yet, even with ALL of this to do, the natives still get restless. So the Wetlands folks have found some NEW recreational activities......... Now the favorite past-time of all the adult amateur population is the sharing of each other's spouse...sharing in the MOST intimate of ways...SEXUALLY. Follow us as we join the residents in their sexy fun. We have over 50,000 images, video Clips, LIVE Streaming Amateur Sex Shows WITH SOUND Webcams, Streaming Video, Adult Personal Ads, Housewives Chatrooms......And MUCH MUCH More!
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About Us
While we at wetlands do admit that we have our moments, we really don't believe that you will find two amateur sex fiends more in love than ourselves. We knew each other waaaay back when housewife Cherie was 4 and I was 7 and we knew it was Love even then. But our families moved us apart and we lost each other for MANY years.......but after failed marriages for each of us. One rainy April evening in a Dance Club in Pennsylvania , Cbaby picked up JD and they vowed THAT night NEVER to be apart again. The rest as they say is history.
Cbaby
I would like to take this opportunity to say THANK YOU to all of our loyal wetlands amateur members because without you NONE of this would be possible. We have met so many new amateur housewives and other people and great friends from Wetlands and we will cherish them always. We put all of ourselves into wetlands for you and even though we are a normal family outside of work, we thank you for understanding that as well. It is difficult at times to keep up with the emails, icq's and demands of the members, but we manage to fulfill most of them!! Being a real housewife 'mom' and running Wetlands is very taxing on the time, I wish I could be here at your at you every requestl, but that just isn't possible. Hopefully by us making this website with a personal twist to it, has helped in that area. We enjoy the contact we have with you when we get involved in our chatrooms and during a live webcam event, or just during emails or icq's too! It is all important. And I Answer ALL my mail personally. Some of the most personal questions that I am asked I will answer now so everyone can find out. I am a 5'4" tall, housewife I weight 125 pounds, my eyes are dark brown, my hair is also dark brown. I love being a housewife amateur mom and doing all of those 'mom' things, playing taxi service, baking snacks for school, the PTA, going to sporting events that our children are in, or doing pretty much anything that our kids are involved in. My family is the most important thing in my life and my life is centered around it. The Wetlands is important to me also, and that comes in a close second. And, I do give everything that I am involved in my 110%. As far as sex goes, my favorite position is Doggie (he he) I like anal too! I love being an amateur exhibitionist and performing for the camera, I have 'expanded' my horizons tremendously through the website, but have not compromised my values. I love my husband very deeply and am flattered and honored that he has made such a tribute to me in this progect he calls, The Wetlands, to him I say, I Love you, and thank you. We have a very strong foundation in our marriage and we have weathered many a storm, and still our marriage thrives. We both want the same things in life for each other and for our family. We know our limits and don't push them, but instead respect one another completely.. I really want to extend a huge THANK YOU and I LOVE YA'LL to all of our loyal fans and members of The Wetlands. With your help you have made many of our dreams come true, and we wish nothing but the best for you as well. Take care and keep it up or keep it wet. :) Cbaby
Jon
Well, I ain't sayin' I've got the Best Job in the world but I'm not looking to change careers anytime soon. I mean, I work at home in my boxer shorts while drinking my coffee taking breaks to have sex and photograph my neighbors amateur housewives NAKED. Add to this the Fact that I make more money than the president of the United States.....Aaaaaand I make my own hours. But the ABSOLUTE BEST PART is that I can Tell the FAT old cow, Jacqui ,living in Deal Island, who I used to be unfortunate enough to be married too (uuugh), anyway I can tell her to Bite my ASS! They say living well is the best revenge, BELIEVE IT! What man living, doesn't want to tell his Ex-wife to Eat Shit? If you DO know of a Better job, I'd like to hear about it! Personal Info, I was born in ' 62, I'm getting up there and really don't care. I'm 5' 9" and getting to be a robust 165 Lbs my eyes are Hazel and my hair is blonde (getting grey) and if you wanna know anthing MORE Personal than THAT Email me but you gotta be patient cause I HATE to Type!
The Wetlands dogs are Ollie and "peanut" They're about three years old and for the Life of us we can't figure out what they are good for. They are lazy, sloppy, they snore, pass gas, and hump your leg when you're trying to watch TV. The only command they know is "wanna treat?" and that's not even a command, yet with all this we love them to pieces, the spoiled little brats. wanna Hear what Make the Dogs Laugh?
The Wetlands has been constantly in the Media SPOTLIGHT! The Wetlands is perhaps the ONLY ADULT website to EVER receive Primetime network television Promotion.This was the result of a 20 minute feature all about Jon David, Cherie and the Wetlands on the TV SHOW, NBC DATELINE and HARDCOPY, But thats not all...................... ......the Wetlands has also been Featured in PENTHOUSE magazine, Penthouse Online, Nugget Magazine, The Washington Post, 5 Articles by the Associated Press, Nationally syndicated Talk America Radio with Ryan Jones, The John and Ken Show, the Byrd, Doug Dingler, The Morning Show and Literally Dozens of Regional Television, Radio and Print Media broadcasts as well as PRO7 Television Germany's largest TV Network and Most Recently in "WIRED" News and on British Television Network!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- .
The whole reason for my writing this page is to maybe answer some questions and possibly shed some insight on how an average middle-class all-American amateur housewives couple ends up operating what has become the Largest Most Successful Non-Corporate Adult Amateur Housewives Website in the World! .............well, I'm gonna tell ya, but only because YOU the Surfers have asked to hear it. First I want you to meet my family. First and foremost is my wife, Cherie' known in the wetlands as "Cbaby", She was born October 6, 1965 and that apparently was a grand vintage year for amateur wives. Cherie' is in every way a normal amateur housewife. She goes to the PTA For our Children Cody and Jessica, she's a Soccer Mom, she car pools for Cub Scouts etc, etc Cbaby IS in every way just like any number of other amateur housewives you may see from day to day.......with one exception. My shy little amateur housewife bride gets naked and we post the pictures in The Wetlands! Now why would a wife who prior to our creation of The Wetlands, Cherie' had NEVER been photographed in even a suggestive manner let alone NAKED and having SEX! Well THAT was my idea. I had been working for a long time as a Managing Director for a Corporation called The Loewen Group. Quite suddenly about two years ago I was fired from my company through no fault of my own. We were in a pretty rough position at the time. We had just refinanced our home and the Loewen Group fired me with NO severance pay, no pension and then STOLE my reserve revenues.....in short......we were screwed. Living at the beach in Ocean City, MD is a wonderful place to live, but the Job prospects are pretty bleak especially off season. So for the First time in my Life I went on unemployment and looked tirelessly for a job but found none. Then as a family we were forced to make a decision. Were we going to give up our home and relocate so Dad could find work? Was I going to be forced to commute to Washington DC or Baltimore and only see my family on weekends? None of these options exactly thrilled ANY of us. So I said I would figure out a way to work like an amateur from home. Although I had NO prior computer experience, and basically didn't know a modem from a mouse, it took me less than a week to summate that there was money to be made on the internet, BUT that money was mostly being made by amateur sex sites with real housewives. So I went out and bought a digital camera and asked my real amateur housewife if she wouldn't mind getting naked for millions of people on the internet........Ha Ha, THAT went over about as good as fart in church! My amateur wife thought I was nuts and she said " Get real! nobody wants to see an everyday amateur housewives naked! Much less pay for it! They want to see the big breasted Blonde Hair Blue eyed California surfer Girls! Definitely NOT me with my little tiny amateur boobies and other flaws!" I told her I felt she was wrong. I said how I never fantasized about centerfold models but constantly drooled over REAL women, Everyday women and most of those women I dreamt about were always married to someone else! She listened, but reserved comment. She FINALLY relented and allowed me to take pictures of ONLY her head, and with the help of Corel Draw 7 I would "paint" her head on other pictures of naked women! I got pretty good at it too! I studied and worked on the computer for 18 and 20 hours a day and built a REALLY rough website, we called it "Satin and Sweat" and hosted it on a Sprynet homepage. We put Cherie's email address in the site AND MAN you should have Seen the response. Well Cbaby's head just swelled up bigger and bigger. She then got bolder and bolder and with some gentle reassurance she finally allowed me to photograph her nude. So I removed the FAKE pictures and Then Cherie decided we should call the Site The Wetlands. We got thrown off Sprynet and then we hosted with DELMARVA ONLINE ,and DMV just couldn't be MORE helpful. If it were not for ALL the HELP and assistance from DelMarVa Online The Wetlands might never had been born. But EVEN with all their help and encouragement in the Design and Maintenance of our new venture into pornography we eventually outgrew the extremely Slow and unreliable network limitations of DelMarva Online. We then moved our site to Cavecreek in Phoenix and Galaxy-net in San Jose for hosting and got my BEST Dial-up Connections with EZY.NET in Salisbury MD. It soon became a challenge as to where and how to shoot new and different pictures for our Naughty Little WETLANDS and Low and Behold we get an email from the Mayor of Snowhill, MD, our County seat, asking us if we wanted to use a Sheriff's Deputy's patrolcar, leg shackles, M-16, Pistol, and other paraphernalia . Cbaby agreed and we did our FIRST photoshoot in front of a Stranger. We posted the Pictures to The Wetlands site. All was quiet until 3 days before Christmas 1997 when ALL Hell Broke Loose! The Police raided our home and seized the original emails and original image files, the Next day the Mayor of Snowhill, MD was arrested and Charged with two counts of Malfeasance of office....... The WETLANDS just grew and grew and I taught myself all I could but we needed MORE Content, so we hired Cbaby's sister Jilly to get naked in the site too. But THAT still wasn't enough, the surfers wanted MORE, they wanted MORE housewives, and wanted them Naked and having sex! So I took ads out in the Local Newspapers and appealed to Local housewives to get naked in The WETLANDS and earn good money while the kids are at school. Believe it or Not, the Wives came and So did the couples, they came they got naked had sex and the surfers loved it....and the Wetlands grew even more and caught the eye of Penthouse Online and we then built ANOTHER Version of the WETLANDS for a Partnership with Penthouse. Now the Wetlands is the Biggest most successful amateur Adult website in the world with THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of subscribers, and earns multiple MILLIONS of Dollars annually in Revenues ,yet I still pretty much work from home on my Laptop so I can spend time with the ones I love most....my wife and Children. Now I know after reading all of this many many people will want to know how to setup their own adult website. So what I've done with the help of my webmaster Zeph and my adminstrator Jeff, was to put together a little how to site outlining some of the basics on getting started in the Adult Web game. You can find this Free site at amateurwebmasters.com we hope you find it helpful. In closing I'd just like to thank this country's founding fathers for making it possible for an everyday couple just struggling to make ends meet, to succeed and prosper with nothing more than an idea and the desire to better themselves.......God Bless America. You can us join here.
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